• Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
  • Dealer: is pepsicane ok
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  • Someone: are you crying?
  • Me: no, I'm having an allergic reaction.
  • Someone: to what?
  • Me: life.
theclearlydope: Because. Reasons.  via bunnyfood: (via Imgur)
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nickgrimshade:

[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]

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anus: im not your average girl
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COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

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broitsnathaly: shebelievediny0u: cuteys: if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute wow this is actually all i want in life andrew garfield is so awkwardly cute and its literally the best thing ever love me pls
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